"Why is there a CORK on his fork?"

Please tell me you get this movie reference.

Remember Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?

Well,

the mention of 

"cork"

always reminds me of that HILARIOUS scene

in that HILARIOUS movie.

But this post has nothing to do with 

"cork on his fork".

It has to do with

cork

on

my 

floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As I sit

I am listening to the pleasant melodies of 

my

Simple Floors Friends

"BANG BANG BANG POUND BANG!"

and

"ZEEERRRRBBBBBBBZZZZZZZ"

and 

BlackEyedPeas

and 

"BRUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

and

"their almost doooooooooone!"

announcements every ten minutes

by my daughter

who is as happy as I am about this installation.

These sounds are lovely

because

they are making this

and this

and this

become this!

By the time you read this,

I will have been walking,

sitting,

dancing,

tip-toeing,

jumping,

sliding,

and standing

 on this cork floor 

(only in the family room)

for a few days!

Not to mention

admiring,

enjoying,

and 

loving

it.

Now, I must add, that we did not remodel
and redecorate this whole room.
We are only admiring the floor here people.

HappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappy

Maybe we'll celebrate it by renting

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

and 

laughing hysterically

and 

Steve Martin

with 

the 

"cork

on

his

fork".